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Gino
06-05-2007, 07:24 PM
Had a kinda repeat customer come into the shop last week. Let me say that he is a very limited ‘Ar-teest’ and maybe had three jobs in the last five years go through our shop.

Anyway, he asked me how to get vinyl letters from the backing paper onto the wood. I thought this was odd, since everything I ever gave him was cut, weeded and taped up and ready for his application with center marks and crosshairs. As the conversation bounced all around the methods and materials of making signs, it only took this ol’ fart about 2 minutes to figure out what was going on. I didn’t notice at first, but he was taking notes, writing down magazine names and catalog numbers and just about everything in site in our showroom. Well, then he asked me how much our printer costand the model numbers, where we got it, what software would I recommend and so on….. so I told him everything. I opened up to him and told him how good ‘Avery’ is. Told him about the Gerber 4b and told him of the many thousands of dollars his investor will be spending to get him up and rolling. In fact I showed him how many steps were involved in getting a simple line of copy ready to go from the software program…. into the ripping program, then into print setup and back over to the equilibrium housing station and then into the secondary rip spooler. After that it had to go back through the scanner and make sure all nodes had been edited properly and then formatted from raster to vector and back into some proprietary format that the printer or plotter understood. I showed him that there were literally 40 or 50 formats that he could choose, but only years of experience would offer him a solution. After setting my cutter to 25% cutting speed and explaining that 11 inches a minute is fast and that a complete 4’ x 8’ could take nearly a day to cut…. he couldn’t thank me enough for all of my help. See, I’m not only a S**T head here, I do it in everyday life too. That’s something that comes naturally with age….. and beer.

Funny part is, he came back the next afternoon and asked me for a job, because he said his investor wasn’t going to sink that kind of money into a business that is so hard to make money at doing. Then I found out his ‘Investor’ is a HousePainter and wants to do something easy as he gets older. I told him to open a ‘StarBucks’ or a tanning salon.

Was I helpful ??

How would you have treated someone like this ??


Gino

Sign_Boy
06-05-2007, 07:31 PM
That's great. 25% cut speed hahahahaha

asignstop
06-05-2007, 07:35 PM
Man, your cold.
Everyone who sees the work being done thinks it's easy. You have to admit there are a lot harder ways to make a living. Plus it's getting cheaper and cheaper to get into the business. Damn Chinese plotters...

I would have probably not been very forthcoming with “trade” information either - especially if it was a past customer, but if another sign shop owner ever dropped in I would talk shop for as long as I could.

Chad.
06-05-2007, 07:36 PM
That's great. 25% cut speed hahahahaha
That had me ROLLING ...

SignosaurusRex
06-05-2007, 07:44 PM
Why did you only go 25%? I'd of gone down to about 10% then cut some 1" white vinyl letters with just enough pressure to make it hard to weed, then have him weed it with a dull x-acto knife! LOL:beer

Chad.
06-05-2007, 07:50 PM
Why did you only go 25%? I'd of gone down to about 10% then cut some 1" white vinyl letters with just enough pressure to make it hard to weed, then have him weed it with a dull x-acto knife! LOL:beer
reflective or chrome !

mladams7259
06-06-2007, 05:27 AM
I Love it!

iSign
06-06-2007, 05:57 AM
I was busy in a long distance telephone marketing meeting with Jon of Marketing Partners (http://http://www.signs101.com/forums/images/mp-ffwd-logo.jpg) when I interrupted him to take a call...

...the caller said, "I have this old sandblasted sign & I chisled off all the letters" ..."and all I need is some more letters. How can I do this?" :rolleyes:

damn chizzlers!

Holeshotrob
06-06-2007, 06:32 AM
:Big Laugh

Rich
06-06-2007, 08:16 AM
Why paint houses when you can make signs. How hard can it be? Especially when ya have one of them high-speed plotters that cuts 11 inches a minute!

I believe it's what everybody should do in their twilight years!

:Big Laugh :Big Laugh :Big Laugh :Big Laugh :Big Laugh :Big Laugh

mark in tx
06-06-2007, 08:59 AM
Honestly, I wish someone had done something like that to me when I started.
I might be rich and driving a fabulous car with all the money I made in Real Estate.

lol

ovrcafnatd
06-06-2007, 09:39 AM
Honestly, I wish someone had done something like that to me when I started.
I might be rich and driving a fabulous car with all the money I made in Real Estate.

lol


LOL no shit! :Big Laugh

Rich
06-06-2007, 09:49 AM
I was busy in a long distance telephone marketing meeting with Jon of Marketing Partners (http://http://www.signs101.com/forums/images/mp-ffwd-logo.jpg) when I interrupted him to take a call...

...the caller said, "I have this old sandblasted sign & I chisled off all the letters" ..."and all I need is some more letters. How can I do this?" :rolleyes:

damn chizzlers!

Now that's funny! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

weaselboogie
06-06-2007, 10:56 AM
should have told him about the underrated roland pc-60 and 600's and how they're great for full wraps.

vid
06-06-2007, 11:27 AM
...explaining that 11 inches a minute is fast

Wow, you've got an 11 on your plotter?... That is fast! You've got a plotter like Spinal Tap's Amp, huh?

Nigel’s key to keeping Tap among England’s loudest bands. In "This is Spinal Tap," he pointed out to director Marty DiBergi that the settings on Tap’s Marshall amps could extend beyond the standard 10 mark.

Nigel:"You see, most blokes will be playing at 10. You’re on 10, all the way up, all the way up...Where can you go from there? Nowhere. What we do, is if we need that extra push over the cliff...Eleven. One louder."

I'm going to put an 11 on our plotter today to keep up with you LOL.

high impact
06-06-2007, 02:41 PM
I think you handled it perfectly! I'm taking notes! hehehe

williamson design
06-06-2007, 03:14 PM
What I think is funny is your cutter set at 25% is probibly still faster than my Roland PNC-100 set at normal speed...

:Cool 2:

Glen

collinssigns
06-06-2007, 03:24 PM
That's great. 25% cut speed hahahahaha


your cruel, haha, a brain surgeon couldnt figure out the way you told him to do everything

SirSlarty
06-06-2007, 03:45 PM
Reminds of how I do "certain" installs.

If someone's watching that I don't know or who is asking waaaaay too many questions and I'm feeling cynical, I really, really take my sweet time with positioning, applying, triple checking measurements, etc. Like, a 4" x 36" block of text took me 10 minutes to align because someone was way too curious and I wanted them to go away.

Gino
06-06-2007, 09:32 PM
Ha, on doing installs, I use one of two methods…. I either walk away and find everything else possible to do instead, even if it means just looking at my scale drawings and acting as if I’m studying the Magna Carter…. or I’ll do it so frickin’ fast, they won’t know what hit ‘em. If they say, well that didn’t take long, I’ll just tell them…. Your turn next. Wanna try ?? Ah….nope, nope, nope… I chost can’t do it…. nope ah-huh nope………… :biggrin:

GregT
06-06-2007, 10:13 PM
Gino you are a wonderful thinker. You've almost convinced me to get out of the business:Cool 2:

skyhigh
06-06-2007, 10:24 PM
I either walk away and find everything else possible to do instead, even if it means just looking at my scale drawings and acting as if I’m studying the Magna Carter….:biggrin:
LMAO... Gino, your on a roll.

jdb
06-06-2007, 11:11 PM
After the day I've had I needed that. Great story. We should all be memorizing this stuff.

creative
06-06-2007, 11:54 PM
We had a guy at the shop about a year ago, he asked for anything and everything, at the end he told my son that he was about to open his shop that he was from LA and bla bla bla...
well he has been our customer since, we do full color signs and banners for him.

Craig Sjoquist
06-07-2007, 12:08 AM
very helpfull and it turned out good

13 folds