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The joys of America in one statement

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In Australia, we have a nation wide GST. A goods and services tax of 10% we calculate the cost that already includes the 10% and then apply the markup. The gst to the customer that is on our costs is. then added to the final bill. The gst is part of the price of materials, and also part of the...

What has that got to do with the price of eggs Gino?

Apparently America has petrol fo $1.98 a gallon now! And $2 eggs! And groceries are cheaper than they have ever been! It must be true. Because your president said it. So why aren't you all overjoyed?

And see who caves on the tarrifs. The rest of the planet has seen how untrustworthy America is. We will all go along without selling you the stuff you all desperately want to buy. And if you do buy it.. well good on you for being wealthy enough to get Australian steak.

You may need a bigger bottle of copium. When the world stops trusting you, unemployment is doubling, and the us$ is losing so much value while a demented moron spits out whatever his brain said 5 minutes ago, and destroys alliances that took decades to build, do you think that is a good thing?

Not at all. We have a mob of Wallabies that we interact with every morning and evening. They are skittish, but Learn to trust. I've had generations eating from my hand. The big reds call in now and then, but are just something we like seeing. To be honest, they don't really hurt you unless...

I have a mob of Wallabies that live on my property. They are a smaller version. They learn to trust you. The big roos come by now and then. To be honest, they are our least lethal wildlife. Dropbears on the other hand... aaargh! But people don't disappear to another country's death camps...

We don't need semi automatic weapons. Let's see a maga supporter in that situation. We even Invented the

Have you ever shot a spider from 100 metres? Or would a shotgun work better when it starts climbing your leg.

We got more dangerous critters that we have to live with everyday. We can usually beat them off with a can of beer, and inventive swearing. We don't need no guns. Plus we got emus. (We lost the emu war. So respect)

Please tell me what rights you have right now. We have all of ours. Even the freedom of not being locked up because of a photoshopped photo. We can go about every day and not worry if our leader will suddenly ban or tarrif anything we need for living. And we have a leader that isn't a world...

What has that got to do with anything? Was it gun related? Do Americans only use guns? Not other implements? Is that part of the gun ownership code? Ps. I have a rifle. I am a registered gun owner.

Yeah. It sucks being able to send our kids to school without wondering if they will survive. And being able to go though life without getting shot at . Poor us. We are missing out on the joy and happiness of gun related death. You are right to feel sorry for us. But it's all good. We got...