Not even sure it's a font...

[Bigdawg]

Can anyone tell me of anything that will *somewhat* match this really ugly carving... I can't change it and I need to replicate the thing with different wording...

soooooo wish they would let me make them something that's purty...

 

[Border]

I'd say it looks a lot like Icky-bad Sans, Bold. LOL
What are the other words? I'd suggest maybe a quick trace of these current letters, then alter those letters to a bit to create any other letters you need to complete it.

That really is ugly!!!

 

[SignosaurusRex]

Tip Top.......an old Letraset Dry-Transfer typeface
You can find it at Myfonts from URW++ As TIP TOP PRO Reg.

 

[signcrafters london]

Whoever designed that font should be shot.

 

[J Hill Designs]

by golly Srex is right!

whoever CUT those letters should be shot

 

[Bigdawg]

You are the bomb S'Rex

I knew it was old - the sign is 30 years old at least. So if you terrific people couldn't help me find it, I was looking in my old type books from the 70's and 80's... thanks so much!!