I read your post to gagaboo with the cafe menu boards and watch and seriously I thought it was pretty crappy. The guy was trying to do the right thing and you called him an idiot. Maybe you should take your location off the site. As far as I'm concerned you embarrassed a fellow Texan.
If you can't find a stock photo let me know what kind of price you get on hiring a photographer. I may be able to shoot it for you and save you some money. I can provide RGB images up to 60 megabytes that should work fine for a box truck.