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oldgoatroper
Roper of Goats. Old ones.
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oldgoatroper
Roper of Goats. Old ones.
hehe... I'm not really a goat, but I do rope them...
Now you have to tell me the joke....
Now you have to tell me the joke....
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A goat roper was arrested for having sex with goats out behind his barn. He had little money and needed a lawyer so he asked another goat roper for advice. His friend said he knew a lawyer who wasn't much good with evidence and witnesses but was the best ever at picking a jury. Reluctantly he hired the lawyer.
At trial a neighbor was testifying for the prosecution "After having sex with the goat, the goat turned around and licked the goat roper clean!" The defendant thought he was sunk until he saw one juror lean over to another juror and say "A good goat will do that, you know."
:Big Laugh
feel free to substitute farmer for goat roper.
A goat roper was arrested for having sex with goats out behind his barn. He had little money and needed a lawyer so he asked another goat roper for advice. His friend said he knew a lawyer who wasn't much good with evidence and witnesses but was the best ever at picking a jury. Reluctantly he hired the lawyer.
At trial a neighbor was testifying for the prosecution "After having sex with the goat, the goat turned around and licked the goat roper clean!" The defendant thought he was sunk until he saw one juror lean over to another juror and say "A good goat will do that, you know."
:Big Laugh
feel free to substitute farmer for goat roper.