It's so hot...

[GoodPeopleFlags]

The temp here today is 97 with a heat index of 105 - 107. Really hot. So hot you discover your seat belt can also be used as a branding iron.

Got any "It's so hot" jokes? (New ones - not the same ol' lame ones you can find online!)

 

[mikey-Oh]

don't forget to water your old people

 

[Sign_Boy]

I've posted this before but it never gets old:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APAySMepRm8

 

[dwt]

It's so hot in here...
...that the vodka shots are evaporating as fast as I can pour them.
...that I have turned off the heaters and the prints are self curing as fast as they come off the printer.
...that the beautiful Florida beaches have all turned to glass.

 

[emo]

It's so hot..."I wish it would rain - not so much for me, cuz I've seen it -- but for my 7-year-old."

It's so hot... I saw a bunch of winos passing around a Dilly Bar!

It's so hot... You can make instant sun tea.

It's hotter'n'hell. Now I know hell is hot but how's the humidity?

 

[Mainframe]

It's so hot the oil spots on the beeches are bursting into flames!

 

["Deposit Please"]

It's so f#@kn hot, i can wrap a motorcycle helmet without a heat gun.