It's Towel Day!

[Pat Whatley]

Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

 

[Wiggum PI]

lol, I thought you were talkin about towelie from south park..

 

[Red Ball]

He is not that big a deal if he lets his house or planet demolished for transportation upgrades. I mean, come on, at that point he is just an unemployed, homeless bum.

With a dirty towel.