This reminds me of a funny story from my IT support days//
A user submitted a trouble ticket to the helpdesk because she wanted to have someone come and change her desktop
computer so that it stood on it's side like a tower.
I told her we could do that but then she'd have to change all her word documents to LANDSCAPE instead of PORTRAIT orientation/// LOL!
She said: "Ok, well never mind then!" and hung up then closed the ticket!
hehehe