Wedding

[Bradster941]

At the wedding reception

someone yelled...

"Would all the married men,

please stand next to the one person

who has made their life worth living."



The bartender was almost

crushed to death.


.

 

[Spud Murphy]

Benny Hill's joke:

I almost killed her 20 years ago...almost killed her.
The sad part is I'd be getting out now.