hahahahahahaaaaaaa .... Here is a recent example from a contractor that I have dealt wil for a number of years.
Hi! Mike ... I have been looking at the spec sheet for the temp site
sign.
Do you want 2
signs?
No .... just one!
Ummm We have a problem! If I use the specs for the text, it will require 2
signs to get it all on!
Uh! OK! Then size it to make it fit.
Good! Then can I change the color? White letters on a white background is kinda hard to read.
Hahah! OK, use black letters.
Good! Now please tell me where I can purchase 4X10 sheets of 1 inch marine grade plywood.
Um not available?
Nope!
What can you suggest?
MDO is pretty much the best thing available.
OK
The
sign will be one 4X10 and one 2X10 panels that will use panel clips between them when installed.
OK sounds reasonable.
By the way... this is a
sign and not a run-away truck barrier! 6X12 posts 5 ft into the ground with 4X4 cross braces and 4X4 back braces 45° into the ground is a bit of over build for something that will be up 6 months and then used as a wheel barrow ramp.
What do you suggest?
Save a few Bucks and have your laborers plant 2 4X6s in the ground 4 ft deep and 6 ft apart .... I will deliver on site and they can nail them on.
OK! We need them before Friday!
Not possible ... will deliver them the following Thursday!
OK! That will be billed to PO number XXXXXX.