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How about using regular truck paint?

I get a few calls every week asking me to participate in a survey ... it usually goes something like this: "Survey? How much are you going to pay me?" "We don't pay people to do it." "Are you getting paid to do this job?" "Well ... yes." "And you expect me to stop work and do this...

I have been known to say : "Hitman for the Mafia". "International heavy weapons dealer". "Retired Gigolo". "Fund Raiser for various causes". and sometimes ... "Custom Hand Lettering ".

As usual ... when the government gets involved ... things go from bad to worse! One size fits all doesn't work. Kids who are into sports after school burn up much more calories than those that go home and play electronic games. ( from the Drudge Report) :frustrated:

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Years ago, I had a customer who never had a problem collecting his money. He would send 2 guys, one mean looking guy from production and a HUGE guy from the warehouse. They would just barge int the office and demand a check for the money owed. That usually resulted in the sleasebag saying "Get...

3 or 4 vertical strips of VHB tape ... and it will be there until the building falls down.

About a month ago I was leaving Sams Club when some woman in a new Lexus SUV came barreling through ... without even slowing down. I had to jump back so as not to get run over but did manage to ram the shopping cart into the side of her car as hard as I could. I then proceeded to my car while...

+1 for Rapid Tac I & II

Hmmm....

40???? Yer juss a knobby kneed kid! I turned 78 a couple of days ago. It's a great life ... if you don't weaken! :thumb::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Bob ... Collin is from Canuckistan.

Isopropyl alcohol is what they use in hospitals to give you an alcohol rub down.

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You have my deepest sympathy! I foresee a GIANT headache in your future ... over this job!

Oh! I thought that you meant one of these: http://www.vacationgadgets.com/productmgmt/results.asp?nCatID=15&nSubCatID=78&sSubCat=Bumper+Dumper :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Duhhh ... a small refrigerator in your shop will solve the rat maze! Why give up something that you enjoy?

Barfff!

Johnny ...the only thing that you are missing is a sore back ... the stuff weighs a ton!