Another early Christmas surprise!

[SignManiac]

My business partners and I devoured three of these last night instead of a turkey. Each one weighed 4lbs and now I think I have gout! I love any reason to celebrate over lobster

 

[Maxphobia]

melted butter!:ROFLMAO:

 

[gabagoo]

Love da lobster....but can you get gout so quickly?

 

[SignManiac]

Love da lobster....but can you get gout so quickly?

You can if you eat these things half a dozen times a year

 

[surf city]

A 4lb lobster.............now that's a nice lobster. Nice meal.

 

[AUTO-FX]

Never had lobster, except in ravioli. Will they fight each other if you take off the bands? You could have a brief sporting event right before the cook off. That's probably illegal though, huh?

 

[petesign]

The first person to ever eat one of those must have been REALLLLLY hungry.

 

[SignManiac]

Will they fight each other if you take off the bands? You could have a brief sporting event right before the cook off. That's probably illegal though, huh?

I have twenty lobsters being delivered from New York the day after Christmas. We just did a major remodel at our corporate headquarters and the hallway is eighty feet long. We want to hold lobster chariot races down the hall way Or maybe dress them all up in ballerina tutu's and have them all posed dancing to techno... So many possible ideas