I didn't know I needed a certification

[GAC05]

Not sure why this is showing up in my browsing but I have seen it a few times now and the exciting world of Flagger-ing seems tempting.

 

[Texas_Signmaker]

Not sure why this is showing up in my browsing but I have seen it a few times now and the exciting world of Flagger-ing seems tempting.

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The rigorous training is they teach you how to stay awake for 8 hours.

 

[Vinyl slayer]

They probably get flipped off a lot, there is the mental prep for that. So the flaggist can be trained to rise above smashing the cars of rude motorists.

 

[Notarealsignguy]

The rigorous training is they teach you how to stay awake for 8 hours.

Meth.

 

[GAC05]

If I was still single and at least a 1/4 century younger this would be a good pick-up line.
"Why yes, I am a Department of Transportation Certified Flagger. I am also currently working on my Masters in 'Optimal Traffic Cone Placement for Maximum Traffic Flow Obstruction' as we speak."

 

[Vinyl slayer]

If I was still single and at least a 1/4 century younger this would be a good pick-up line.
"Why yes, I am a Department of Transportation Certified Flagger. I am also currently working on my Masters in 'Optimal Traffic Cone Placement for Maximum Traffic Flow Obstruction' as we speak."

 

[balstestrat]

Not sure why this is showing up in my browsing but I have seen it a few times now and the exciting world of Flagger-ing seems tempting.

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It's a sign that you have been talking way too much about flags (your phone does listen to you and changes the ads based on what it hears. Well the phone doesn't do the work but you know...)

 

[Vinyl slayer]

It's a sign that you have been talking way too much about flags (your phone does listen to you and changes the ads based on what it hears. Well the phone doesn't do the work but you know...)

Yes, but that is a whole new can o worms.

 

[signage]

Yes, but that is a whole new can o worms.

you do know it is fishing season at most locations!

 

[Stacey K]

They also train you how to smoke a cigarette and have a scowl on your face.

 

[Andy D]

Still better than having $100,000 in collage debt.

 

[Jester]

Still better than having $100,000 in collage debt.

But, for that 100k, at least you would have learned how to spell college!

 

[Andy D]

But, for that 100k, at least you would have learned how to spell college!

No, I meant collage! I was going to be a collage and book scrapping super star! All I have to show for it is $100K in debt and a bunch of pictures your mom sent me

 

[Gino]

How did I know he was gonna say something like that...... ??

 

[mfatty500]

and make good money holding that sign..

 

[Texas_Signmaker]

Holding a flag is not a career.

 

[signage]

Holding a flag is not a career.
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Tell that to the guy that started Flagger Force! he now has a lucrative business for other people to hold a flag/directional sign! You need to learn to think outside the box!

 

[GAC05]

Holding a flag is not a career.
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Why so harsh? Did you try out for your grade school Hall Monitor / Crossing Guard Corps and not make the cut? Childhood trauma can stay with you for a long long time.