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ISO ideas for April Fools shop pranks

Stacey K

Stacey K

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As I typed, I wondered if I spelled it correctly, it's not often I talk about such things in the plural. I checked with the dictionary after James posted...it is correct! LOL
 
Boudica

Boudica

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James Burke said:
Sounds like an acid trip to me.

But ACTUALLY, flowers are the reproductive organs of all plants and thus contain both male and female parts, so I'd say you're fairly legit.

JB
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Gino

Gino

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Well, ya blow your own nose a lot, don't ya ?? What's that make you ??

Good grief, I think we just invented another gender card.............. autosexual. Hope that ya don't do it in a car while you're driving.
 
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Boudica

Boudica

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Gino said:
Well, ya blow your own nose a lot, don't ya ?? What's that make you ??

God grief, I think we just invented another gender card.............. autosexual. Hope that ya don't do it in a car while you're driving.
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we didn't invent that.
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Gino

Gino

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No, we didn't invent the act, but we need to make it politically correct and give it a name, a gender card and a place to go to the bathroom, let alone when sneezing from your allergies, not to blow your nose til ya go blind.
 
James Burke

James Burke

Being a grandpa is more fun than working
Gino said:
Good grief, I think we just invented another gender card.............. autosexual.
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Technically, that would make someone a florasexual and I see serious consequences.

Tree hugging would essentially be BANNED. Conflicted environmentalists would be confused as hell because they could potentially be sued for sexual harassment.


JB
 
Scotchbrite

Scotchbrite

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I had a customer order 300 magnetic circles of various sizes that he wanted for April Fools Day. Their showroom is paneled with steel so I figured he was covering the walls with them.
 
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mim

mim

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I feel pretty good about the spider idea, but with a tweak. I have some clear vinyl and I'm gonna print some realistic spiders with a shadow and plant them around the offices.

That takes care of the office workers but I still need something for the guys in the shop/on the road. I don't feel good about potentially startling someone with power tools
 

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MikePro

MikePro

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replace hand sanitizer with ky jelly

adjust all the office chairs to about 2" lower than usual

fill all your application fluid bottles with just water and minnows or goldfish.

make a batch of cookies and add equal amounts of salt & flour

bring a wireless keyboard to work and plug in the dongle into coworker's computer, and randomly type over them throughout the day.

penii decals on bottom of coffee cups/nalogene bottles.
 
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Taryn

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MikePro said:
[...] adjust all the office chairs to about 2" lower than usual [...]

[...] make a batch of cookies and add equal amounts of salt & flour

bring a wireless keyboard to work and plug in the dongle into coworker's computer, and randomly type over them throughout the day.

penii decals on bottom of coffee cups/nalogene bottles.
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You have evil ideas, sir. I'm stealing some of your ideas.
 
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