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GAC05

Quit buggin' me
They didn't say he was a sign guy but I have my suspicions:

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A 54-year-old male patient arrives at the surgical emergency department, with a report of an accident with the insertion of an object via the rectum, a gym dumbbell. Initially opted for transrectal object removal, but with difficulties due to its position.

 
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Gino

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Why...... just why ?? Not about this idiot doing this, but why are you reading this stuff ?? What were you goggling in the first place ??
 
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GAC05

Quit buggin' me
Why...... just why ?? Not about this idiot doing this, but why are you reading this stuff ?? What were you goggling in the first place ??
I'm a sciencey kind of guy - this is science.
 
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netsol

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Well, that's one word for it...
As our president often says "COME ON MAN"
 
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Texas_Signmaker

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We got to quit calling out and embarrassing members because then they disappear and we won't have anyone left... I don't want Notarealsignguy leaving this time.
 
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GAC05

Quit buggin' me
Well, it was either post this or start a thread about bird poop landing on the President while he was blaming Putin for the 8.5% inflation. I figured, just this once, I would take the high road.
 
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Boudica

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ProSignTN

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So did the doctor use 'Butt Plug Condensed' as the font when he wrote out the report? As a 54 year old signmaker, I frown upon rectal insertion of any kind, I even hate it when my finger breaks thru three layers of toilet paper. Well. except for a colonoscopy, that I highly recommend.
 

ProSignTN

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Well, it was either post this or start a thread about bird poop landing on the President while he was blaming Putin for the 8.5% inflation. I figured, just this once, I would take the high road.
High road? If your ethos is already in the gutter. So with your vast understanding of the laws of supply & demand, and worldwide economics, please explain to us exactly how one leader of one powerful country can control the entire world economy. So, if your grandkids are ugly, is it your neighbors fault? Read more, especially about anything other than rectal insertion. I don't have an especially high opinion of our current leadership, but it could be a lot worse. There is some ineptitude, but at least there is humility, compassion, grace, empathy and optimism for a better future. Things that I strive to be, as a man, a father, grandfather, Marine, signmaker, citizen of the world and proud American.

Rectal Insertion or bird poop on the President? You need more choices. When John Meacham says, "This IS who were are", maybe he's right.
 

Notarealsignguy

Arial - it's almost helvetica
Politicizing the FED is what drove this inflation. The economy isn't a bicycle, it's a 2 mile long train. It doesn't react quickly and we're seeing the results of a FED that didn't have the cajones to do what was needed out of fear of the know nothing politicians. A recession is the cure for rampant inflation and you're kidding yourself if you think there's another way out of it. Continuing on this same path will just cause stagflation which is worse. Interest rates should have been being raised 4-5 years ago but everyone was getting fat and happy. When too many get too fat, there's a reckoning. Slow and steady wasn't good enough for anyone so here we are, like always, history repeating.
Anyways, butt stuff is more fun to talk about.
 
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Boudica

I'm here for Educational Purposes
There's different types of science. The physical science of rectal anatomy isn't anything new. Let's not get all weird people.
 

GAC05

Quit buggin' me
High road? If your ethos is already in the gutter
Sarcasm, an attempt at humor, not clear enough from everything in this thread? Deep political discussions online are pointless - unless they are done in fun. But that's just me.
 
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