Ahh the committee... Top 10
1) Where a simple quote for a simple
sign turns into a wall mural, for the same price of course.
2) If you have 10 people on the committee, you'll probably end up with no less than 20 revisions. Everyone's opinion matters twice you know.
3) The timeline starts out ASAP, then drags on for months because no 2 of the 10 can agree on anything, much less a majority. Sometimes you just stop hearing from them, and breathe a sigh of releif. Then the job resume 6 months later because they're all talking to each other again after a major disagreement over it. That price is still good, right?
4) After all 10 proof their work, you'll still usually end up fixing no less than 8 typos if there's a single line of text.
5) If you need measurements, maybe one of them can use a ruler, but he's off till next month. It's about the size of my kitchen table at home if that helps.
6) If you need pictures, someone who still obviously uses an old flip phone takes them, they're the size & resolution of an icon, and blurry... Oh yeah, and their thumb was covering half the lense. But you can work with that, right?
7) They're always happy to send a pic of something someone else did they found on line that won't work where they want it.
8) If they volunteer to help, if it's for a discount all 10 are magically nowhere to be found, if it's just out of the goodness of their hearts, they're all there, suddenly
sign and graphic experts who want to supervise you.
9) Then there's always the one guy who says "I can lay graphics, no problem", and we all know the direction that one takes. Print 3 copies of everything,they can't afford to pay for what they messed up, but you didn't need a profit on that job anyway, did you?
10) After you go out of your way to accomodate them, lose any possibility of any profit just to get it over with, and think you're in the clear, you become their go-to for all the other committees in their organization. Here we go again...
Ain't the
sign industry grand?
