So, I don't have the authority to fire at my present position but they did recently let someone go, which apparently you have to work really hard for this to happen. So here's a story...
When this person was hired, during probationary period, I caught them spending them spending hours on Reddit. Reported to my supervisor, who started documenting infractions himself but said it was a hard process to make anything. Next they blew about $1,000 in material by not checking the finish for the non printed side. Should have been matt, was glossy. Then they started throwing tantrums and going to HR complaining about other people who they thought had slighted them in any way. The icing on the cake was when they broke into company records and got caught looking into my attendance files because they didn't know I had a sick wife who needed tending to and wanted to get me busted for attendance violations. I was convinced to not go to HR by my superiors (big mistake on my part). They eventually, finally got let go for getting caught by a supervisor driving a state vehicle under the influence after two years of BS.